FAQ
What is a cowboy?
A cowboy is a cool person who rides horses and shoots losers for the greater good. Cowboy is an umbrella term. There are cowboys, cowgirls, cowfolk, cowwhatever. If you put cow- then a word that describes you that's really all there is to it. But cowfolk, cowboys, and cowgirls are the most common.
Can cowboys be gay?
Yes!!! REAL cowboys are nice to everyone (minus hooligans) and iif you see a hateful cowboy, they are probably a hooligan in disguise.
Can I be a hooligan?
Dude... No effing way...
Can I be a cowboy?
If you have a gun then all you need is a hat. Then you can shoot stuff and be a cowboy. Hell yeah!
Why are cowboys so cool?
Cowboys are naturally cool because there's a chemcial in the brain called westatonin and it makes cowboys look badass. If you don't like cowboys that means your brain is dumb, sorry-not-sorry.
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I like cowboys a lot. They're everything that's cool. Guns, horses, and blood. So friggin awesome...
My cowboy obsession started in middle school, I think. I watched Brokeback Mountain for kicks because I was like "Haha, this is a gay cowboy movie for gay cowboys, of which I am not!" However, that movie turned me into a gay cowboy. Although it's a lot more modern that most westerns, it's still pretty friggin good.
In seventh grade, I talked with my grandpa about cowboys. Through that conversation I found out two things. One, autism runs in both sides of my family, and two, my grandfather owned a bunch of old cowboy stuff from when he was my age and cowboys were like. INSANELY popular.
I'm now in highscool and fully cowboy-ed out. And, what do you know, I'm also a huge geek! So, I was migrating from neocities to nekoweb, and was all like "Pfft, yeah, let me see if cowboy is taken. I mean, it totes is, but heh, for the vine!"
It wasn't.
Now I run my fancy little site and it's a big sappy personal project of mine. My own little saloon. As my skills grow, so will this website! And who knows, maybe this site will go further than my last site. Whether you're one of my friends reading this site from my Discord bio, or some gay teenager looking at "old websites" in 2050, I tip my cowboy hat to thee, and welcome you to MICHAEL'S COWBOY HEAVEN!
